Ethan's first typed words transcript

11:53 AM 
me: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbn nmmmg dtvyrrgg ccccbbbbbbb4444444bcvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvctfffffff

11:54 AM 
Ashley: python seems real cool though.
 
oh, hi ethan!
 
me: that was written by ethan, his first words!
 
Ashley: awesome!
 
me: he seriously has never touched the keyboard before....

11:55 AM 
Ashley: i feel so honored to be a part of this. if you wanted to be a total geek, you could print out the chat transcript and frame it

11:56 AM 
me: ggtygvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv78k,l mmmm./ d ttn fggcxxcgmtx cx cvgeeeeeeeeeeeetctgbb bgggggbg

11:58 AM 
me: crap, this is hilarious, he just opened a ton of windows, all from the keyboard
 
11:59 AM 
me: Fonts, New Message, a Spotlight search...